Tyson Adams

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Five Animals

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I have five cats, how many of them are planning to murder me in my sleep?

I have five dogs, how many of them want to play fetch at sunrise?

I have five parrots, how many of them are a pretty boy?

I have five donkeys, how many don’t want to talk about their time in Mexico?

I have five horses, how many bottles of glue will they make?

I have five penguins, is that enough to make a dinner suit?

I have five rabbits, how many will I have tomorrow?

I have five ducks, boy do they hope it is rabbit season.

I have five lions, yes, the neighbour’s house looks like a much better place to rob.

I have five Australian native animals, they are all poisonous and want to kill me.

I have five rats, which one is the politician?

I have five lawyers, which one should die first?

Pets know

My dog helps me write by lying on my feet under the desk. She also seems to know when I need a break from writing. If only she could read.

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