Tyson Adams

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Wristbands for causes

There is definitely nothing more profound and world changing than buying a wristband for a good cause. What better way to cure world hunger than to slap a piece of plastic on your wrist?

Here are a couple of worthy cause wristbands available now:

Make Deadshits History Wristband

Harden The Fuck Up Wristband

Now of course it would be remiss of me not to mention the wonderful wristbands that cure ailments and enhance performance. Chief amongst these products is of course Placebo. The Placebo bands are available right now:

Nonspecific ailments the placebo effect and confirmation bias may assist with are not limited to:

  • Headache relief
  • Lower back pain
  • Cramping
  • Muscle soreness
  • Restlessness
  • Nausea
  • Insomnia
  • Fatigue
  • Symptoms of the common cold

Wearing the Placebo Band may also seem to improve:

  • Strength
  • Balance
  • Power
  • Confidence
  • Mental alertness
  • Memory
  • Sense of general well being
  • Attractiveness
  • Wit and charisma
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4 thoughts on “Wristbands for causes

  1. Bono is a beast! Defenestration of Prague and making Robin Williams history? I can't even imagine what he will be able to accomplish with those Placebo bands! Long Live Onob!

  2. I have the placebo band thanks to my friend Christiaan. So far it has worked very well at keeping tigers at bay.

  3. Bruno Mcdaneld on said:

    Perhaps the biggest benefit of silicone wristbands is that they are inexpensive. This is why so many charities and businesses are relying on them for promotional purposes. Why spend money on other products when silicone wristbands are so inexpensive? .

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