Tyson Adams

Putting the 'ill' back in thriller

A Break From Work

I’m going on holiday for a little while, and as such I am unlikely to post.

What? Don’t you find blogging to friends and comrades fun?

Well of course. But, you see, I have a simple holiday rule that I think makes relaxation better.

Holiday Rule: Only do things that can be done whilst horizontal.

That’s right, unless I can be laying down during the activity then it can be crossed off the to-do list while on holiday. Internet is mostly a sitting activity, thus the likelihood of being able to view the internet, let alone post, will be limited. I’m sure that if I prop my laptop in the right position and find the correct cushion I could use the internet, but it even sounds uncomfortable to me.

Activities that could be done on holiday:
Sleeping – the King of prone activities.
Reading – rather obvious really.
Eating – have to keep the energy levels up.
Drinking – fluids are important for that fuzzy feeling around noon.
Writing – Truman Capote preferred writing whilst prone.
Bench press – not really exercise if you are laying down.
Sex – much easier laying down.
Guitar playing – it’s still practice, even if you fall asleep, as long as you are still holding the guitar.
Playing fetch with the dog – our little bundle of energy wouldn’t let us lay down for long if she doesn’t get to play fetch!

Activities that are definitely ruled out on holiday:
Anything that could be accidentally construed as work – this includes reading non-fiction, sorry.
Running – far too active.
Squatting – loading a barbell with double bodyweight is too much like hard work.
Listening to social commentators – I can’t stand them, they are usually wrong.
Adopting a stance on anything – mainly pun related.

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6 thoughts on “A Break From Work

  1. Sounds like a plan to me! Everyone needs some time off. You've deserved it, I'm sure! Enjoy! Are you going anywhere special?

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  2. Thanks April. I feel like I deserve the break and my leave entitlements seem to suggest I spend too much time at the day job.We were headed to a nice place by the beach that allows dogs. Its where we spent our honeymoon and has a great second-hand bookstore nearby. All in the heart of winery country!

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  3. Running's not work!Hope you're enjoying the week off. Don't get sick for half of it like my wife just did.

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  4. Hope you're enjoying your holiday. Is swimming considered a horizontal activity? Seems to me it usually is, unless you get tossed about by a wave.

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  5. Emerson:Yyou're just saying running isn't work, I've seen your Google Maps of your runs. HARD WORK!Garner: You haven't seen me swim. I do a great brick impersonation.

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  6. Have a great holiday, man! I'll probably end up using "Hey baby, want to go on a horizontal holiday?" at some point, just so you know.

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