Babies have it better than adults
Things babies can do that adults can’t:
Poop in their pants.
It could be argued that adults are not obliged to deny their desire to poop their pants, but generally that person will be shunned rather than have gooey faces made at them.
Cry to get attention.
Look at how lame we think Glen Beck is for doing this.
Only do the basics of life: eat, shit, sleep.
Hard to sleep when you are hungry. Hard to shit when you haven’t eaten. Hard to eat without earning money. Hard to earn money if all you do is lie around doing the basics of life.
Urinate on someone and laugh.
Well, I suppose we could do that, but I’m pretty sure that a fight would arise.
Suck on boobies in public.
It really would make for a better society if we could.
Be noisy and disruptive during movies, plane flights, in grocery stores and have people blame your parents.
Why am I the jerk for taking a call during the new James Bond film?
Be showered with gifts for just showing up.
Baby gifts are like the participation award at school, except with cooler prizes.