Collective nouns

A harem of guitars

An invisible of ninjas

A dude of potheads

A lie of politicians

A scheme of crime writers

An awesome of TysonAdams.com readers

A crock of shit
– it’s almost lunch time, I’m not putting a picture to this one.

A run dammit of bears

A swim faster of sharks

A tedium of golfers

A fiction of journalists

An ambivalence of decision makers

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2 thoughts on “Collective nouns”

Andrew says:

June 16, 2012 at 7:05 am

Hahaha, nothing’s better than the ninja pic. So good!

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1. Tyson Adams says:
  
  June 16, 2012 at 10:57 am
  
  I want the t-shirt that says the same thing!
  
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