Nightclub owner
Front for drug money laundering operation.
Corporate CEO
Taker of long lunches and caller of meetings to remind people you’re the boss.
Cabinet Minister
The person immediately to the Prime Minister’s right when major announcements are made. Responsible for nodding head in background of TV coverage of the PM making the announcement and the person responsible for any fuck-ups (unless they can be blamed on someone in a government department).
Director of Government Department
In charge of minister publicity stunts and press releases.
Plumber
Semi-professional fisherman with a once or twice a week day job assigning an apprentice to do some plumbing.
Electrician
Similar to plumber except with less water and shorter working hours.
Apprentice
The doer of all shit jobs ever imagined and some that were too gruesome to imagine.
Commercial Pilot
Bus driver with lower risk of crashing, better perks, longer hours, and shorter life expectancy due to radiation at altitude.
Journalist
Press release copy and paste expert.
Columnist
Writer of articles on topics that they probably haven’t bothered to research, or researched by reading what other columnists and journalists have written.
Police Officer
In charge of making sure others don’t do stupid and annoying shit that will hurt everyone around them. Not to be mistaken for parking meter attendants, nor strippers.
Strippers
Not to be mistaken for police officers, firefighters, school girls, secretaries, nurses or prostitutes.
Advertising Executive
Professional liar and manipulator for hire to inanimate objects and services.
Scientist
The survivors of explosions and experiments that engulfed their high schools in flames, now tasked with finding even more cool ways to blow shit up.
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