Attn: if anyone knows the creator of this – the logo is unfamiliar to me – I’d like to link to the original.
Holy crap, that’s funny.
You can already see the montage of movies and comics to put this together.
Only if, after brooding, they all leapt to their death onto the cold, hard pavement. A fitting end to an unnecessarily long run of tediously puerile superhero fairy tales.
It looks impressive but is really hard on the knees.
I’m tired of seeing male celebrities in molded plastic chest plates and man panties. Whatever happened to, you know, acting?
I believe it has been replaced with staring through your eyebrows and talking in a gravelly voice.
(facepalm) That fucking fake testosterone voice. As if larger vocal chords had anything to do with courage and nobility.
I’d like to see Batman successfully raise two healthy, happy kids on food stamps while taking night classes with no car. Hundreds of women, literally hundreds, Mr. Wayne.
Just try not to think what Bruce Wayne could have done with all that vigilante money in terms of pulling Gotham’s underprivileged out of poverty and thus lowering crime rates. Almost as if violence isn’t the answer…..
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