Tyson Adams

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Super Cereal!

Regular readers here will have noticed I’ve not been blogging as much lately as I’ve taken to answering the occasional question on Quora. I feel it is important to help others understand topics. We all start by asking questions, and someone needs to answer them.

Today I received a disheartening email.

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I’m shocked, SHOCKED I say. It is hard to believe that my answer would be found to be unhelpful. Read for yourself and see if you don’t find my answer helpful.

Is the New Zealand accent the same as Australia’s?

The New Zealand accent is almost exactly the same as an Aussie accent. This is mainly because, like Tasmania, New Zealand is actually a state within Australia. So any differences are essentially regional dialects of the same accent, much like the difference between a Texan drawl and whatever the hell that New Jersey thing is called.

This little fact isn’t really understood outside of the ANZAC nation; the ANZACs being our military arm. So here is a little list of evidence:

  • Russell Crowe – renowned Aussie actor from New Zealand.
  • Sam Neil – renowned Aussie actor from New Zealand.
  • Tim and Neil Finn – renowned Aussie musicians (Crowded House) from New Zealand.
  • Pavlova – renowned Aussie dessert from New Zealand.
  • Sheep shagging – renowned Aussie practice from New Zealand.

The easiest way to explain the slight regional dialects between the mainland Aussie accent and the island versions is to imagine a less evil version of the Aussie accent. That’s what the state of New Zealand inhabitants sound like. And before you ask, yes, Maoris and Aborigines are exactly the same peoples.

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Clearly I was being helpful and giving the question the answer it deserved. When my answer was removed it had the second most views and had been upvoted several times. So it boggles my mind that anyone would flag the answer as unhelpful.

It is with outrage at the ignominy that I share this with you all here. My answer addressed all the points that were required. The explanation could not be any more clear as to the similarities of Aussie and New Zealander accents. Unless of course the person asking the question (and Quora) expected not to be mocked and to be treated super cereal.

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3 thoughts on “Super Cereal!

  1. Chris on said:

    I recall your Postgraduate Profile on the Plant Biology website Tim – complete with the scientifically valid statement that eating meat made you smarter 🙂 Keep up the good work!

  2. Pingback: Totally Cereal | Tyson Adams

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