Have you ever wondered what it takes to be an internet tough guy?
Well, I’ve created a simple DO and DON’T list that should start you on your path to winning at the internet.
DO
- Claim to do MMA
- “SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!”
- “I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!!”
- Claim to be the strongest in gym
- Claim to be an ex-Marine
- Claim to get laid a lot
- Claim they were all models
- “Do you even lift, bro?”
- Subscribe to Guns & Ammo and Blackbelt Magazine
DON’T
- Claim to do Taekwondo
- Appear in person to talk
- Post shirtless pictures
- Post lifting video
- Claim to be ex-Airforce
- Claim they live in another town
- Claim they were foot models*
- Provide numbers
- Subscribe to House & Garden
*Not kink shaming, but this is the internet tough guy wars that only a certain type of guy – always a guy – engages in.
Tyson Adams 
Okay, the shirtless thing should apply to girls and women as well. Predators are afoot.
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I have no idea what the equivalent of the Internet Tough Girl would be.
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